Teacher :Children, Exams Are Nearing If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me.. Santa: In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?
SERVER woman LOL !
INTERNET woman:Difficult to access. SERVER woman:Always busy when you need her. EMAIL woman:Every ten things she says,eight are nonsense.
Who Salman will come
What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up? Get up else Salman will come.
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Sorry Madam its Public Property
Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office. Rakhi: I want to get my body insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.
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she wanted a new surname
Why kareena kapoor did not marry Shahid kapoor? Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor agiain.
Itifak ka jumla
Teacher: Itifak ka jumla banao..?
Student:
“jis din meray Papa ki shadi thi..
itifak se usi din meri mama ki $hadi thi..!”
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Gaur karo
Dekho
Suno
Gaur karo
Mehsoos karo
Kis ko?
Sirf Faraz Ko….;->
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Aaj Kal Mera
Aaj Kal Mera Hi Charcha Hy
…FaRaz…
Main Shayir Hoon K Katrina Kaif… !
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Aj kala jora
Ye kia tu safaid kurtay mai phir rha hy faraz !!
Aj kala jora pa sadi farmaish tay….!
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STUDENT Sticking CHITS
Height Of Laziness-
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STUDENT Sticking CHITS
To Answer SHEET..
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