Double meaning sms for girlfriend: Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you? To see if you really mean it!
Why Girl looks down
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE
KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. don’t think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”
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In airplane one man stand and say hi jack all passenger of the plane they scared and up their hands then again one man stand and say hi john
Open the zip which ?
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip. take out your.. book from your bag and study.
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Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti
Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi..
Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein..
Paas Betha Santa Ko gussa Aa Gaya..
Usne Botal Uthai Aur Puri Ek Ghuut Me Pee Gaya Aur Bola..
Aise Pee Jati He..
Budiya Boli..
Beta Me To Pan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.
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1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA
1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA…
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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA
WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI 
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2 kids were lying 2gether
2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.
1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjh nhn pta.
1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya aur thori dair bad nika) “tm larki ho”
2nd: Tmhai kesay pata
1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.
APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !
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pappu ki maa ki
pappu ki maa ki
pAppu ki maa ki
choo
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chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
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gandi
mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->
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whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up
whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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tHiNk
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tHiNk
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itS eAZy
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stILL cOnFuSeD?
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Ok
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oH Its RAIN…!
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Aurtoon ki khuli he
Aurtoon ki khuli he…
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..
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