sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!

sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.

sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.

SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME…

HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.

THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY…

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“ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI. ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!”

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Some Basic Rules

1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye

KHABAR

2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH

3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye

PAIR

4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF

5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

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AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He?

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LoLz iT’s HaNd pUMp(NaLka)

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Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR…
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