Indian Guy’s TOP 10 lies-
1. I love u
2. Im single
3. Im not a player
4. I m very sincear with u
5. I m only your’s
6. U can trust me…
7. I cnt marry u, family wont agree
8. Talk to you later, need to take my mum somewhere.
9. You are my life, can’t even think of living without u…
10. Call you back inabit.

Send to all girls to warn them and snd to boys so they can laugh coz they knw its true…;-)

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Incoming search sms:

Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h;->

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Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST
Premika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.

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>Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti
_”_

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waht is gull form of Darry Milk.

D- Darling

A- Always

I- I

R- Remember

Y- You

M- Meet

I- Immediately

L- Lovely

K- Kiss

So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…

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True Love…

Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.

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I

D o n ‘ t

K n o w

W h a t

I s

R o m a n c e …

I

N e e d

O n e

G i r l

T o

T e a c h

M e ….. =P ;->

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‘good boys are found in every corner of the earth..

BUT

unforunately the earth is round..’

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Latest way 2 propose a girl…

Boy: Excuse me..!

Girl: Jee…

Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day…

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I lovE wOmeN.
I ‘L O v e’ tHe wAy thEy lOoK,
i ‘ L o V E’ thE Way thE SmELL.
IF I FliRt
it’s bCz i fAnCy thEm =P;->

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