If i need brain transplantation i’ll prefer ur brain, Dont think u r genious i just want a brain which is never used before..

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A mobile is like a woman- talks non-stop,costs a fortune,disturbs when u r busy n when u need it urgently-there is no service

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Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hataho,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to bataho,
Axser raat ko app mere sapne mein aatein hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

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If i dstrb u

Im sorry!

But i need

To say

I..

I love.

disturbing u

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Q: which boy has the permission to get in to a girls bath room?
Ans.: life boy.

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Two friends Billooo & Tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of “MY BEST FRIEND”. But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written …… write an essay on “MY FATHER? in just 30-45 words .So Billooo was utterly confused & nervous …what to do!!! Tillooo gave an idea . . . . Just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father….. So this was how Billooo & Tillooo wrote the essay “MY FATHER”……Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.

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I wish…u were heren my room on my bedwid da lights off!v go under da blanket &….i will show u my………new watch it glows n da dark!

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Never kiss a police woman. she ‘ll say stop and handsup. Never kiss a nurse she ‘ll say next plz. Always kiss a teacher. She ‘ll repeat it 10 times.

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Kis z da key of love.love z da key of marage.marage z da box of children & children r da problem of pakistan, so stop kising & save pakistan.

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