The best relation ever is between TWO EYES…
They blink together
move together
cry together
see together and
sleep together
Still they never see each others
But when they saw a girl
1 will blink and another will not
Moral of the story :
A girl can break any kind of relationship.
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Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.
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I always give 100%
attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
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SaaMer
~ Tum BiN ~
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Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
tiny eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it’s gr8!
Are u twins?
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A Touching Story… ! ! !
1 day the mosquito got excited & gave a love bite to the dog
The dog became emotional & returnd the love bite to the mosquito. . .
The next day. . .
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Malaria. . . .
What a Touching Story. . . ;->
hahahahahahaha
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U can control ur Breath but not Death
U can control ur Life but not ur Wife
U can control ur emotions but not
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LOOSE MOTION. . . ;->
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Doctor: Youre in good health. Youll live to be eighty.
Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you!!!
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Doctor: U l??k exactly like my third wife..!
Lady: How many wivez do u have???
Doc: Two…!
Moral: Express smart ideas
“Smarty’ 
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If time doesn’t wait 4 u
Don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from ur clock & Enjoy life!
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Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.
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