U R STILL ALIVE

I was worried
in a
DREAM
last nite
i saw
all the
DEVILS
of the world

have DIED

Hey!dont mind
Can u send me
only few SMS
2 make me sure

that

U R STILL ALIVE…

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So i asked

My Nights
r becoming
sleepless,

My Days
r becoming
restless,

So i asked God …

is this love??

He said!

…..idiot , summer has
started …..

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Lady drinking

Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”? machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

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I put down

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !

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True Love is like

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs200 BUY A PILLOW

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So lets make

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

Characters : 188 | Sms Length : 2

4 another

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!

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4 u

My eyes miss u,my feels love u,my hands needs u,my mind calls u,my heart just 4 u , my live is u,i will die without u, i love u, aisa mery mama mujhay aksar bolti hain.

Characters : 170 | Sms Length : 2

50/50

May our friendship turn in2 silver, silver in2 Gold, gold in2 Dimonds…… and may our dimonds b 4ever. Then we sell it OK. 50/50.

Characters : 133 | Sms Length : 1

Winter Comes

Winter Comes ………Again & Again,
Summer Comes …….Again & Again,
But The Person Like You………….. Will Not Come Again,

Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again & Again
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Submitted By Qaisra From ( +923215779342 )
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