Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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Press down if u r free….
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Press up if u r free!!!

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When words are not enough….
To express your feelings….
Dont think you’re in LOVE….
You just need to join…

ENGLISH
SPEAKING
COURSE

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3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I?m Peter, not a saint. I?m Paul not a POPE. I?m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi… I?m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

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good lucks catch the eyes and a good personality catches the heart and you are
blessed with both.

FLATTERED? dont b, it was sent to me, just wanted u 2 read it.

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Incoming search sms:

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

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fresh flowers for a very speciall person
with loving thoughts and prayers to make your life lighter and brighter.

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