Sheikh ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Ghar aya to Baap ne Pocha:
Kitnay paisy kharch kiye?
Beta:50 rupye
Baap: itnay saray?
Beta:Abba us k pas 50 hi thay!!

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Wife and Husband r like 2 tires of vehicles, if any 1 punctures, vehicle cannot move furthur so intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.

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Wife:Tum muje kitna Piyar karte ho?
Husb:Shahjahan jitna
Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj mahal banwao ge?
Husb:Maine to Plot b le liya hai,Delay to tum kar rahi ho

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Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko
‘HUS MUKH’
kehte hain.

Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko
” HUS BAND ”
kehte hain…. ;->

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Begam ghar mai yun takrar karti hai,
hufte ko b itwar karti hai. shadi se pehle mujk? JAN bulati thi,
ab JHARU aur JOOTE se waar karti hai…. ;->

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Post office mei 1 achi job hai.

Rs 25,000 pay milegi.

Kaam sirf ye he k sara din zuban bahar nikal kar bethna hoga.
Log lifafay band karenge… ;->

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Son: We’ll Soon Become Rich…!!

Sardar: How..???

Son: Tommorow, My Mathematics Teacher Will Teach Me , How To Convert Paisas Into Rupees…… ;->

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Teacher: DELHI may kutubminaar hai..

a student was sleeping..

Teacher wakes him up & asks: “wht did i say”?

Student: “DELHi mey KUtta bimaR hai”

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Incoming search sms:

Fizayen kehti hain Pyar karo

Baharein kehti hain Aankhein char karo

Magar ghar wale kehte hain:
Abhi Umar kam hai Beta

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Pehle Matric to pass karo

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1 boy went to meet his girl friend,when he came back home,mom asked kahan gaey thay?
Boy:girl friend se milne,
Mom:kis liye?
Boy:han bohat kiss liye …!!!

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