Akeli ja rhi thi zindagi in mushkil raaho’n par

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui
phir
ek mor pr Aap mily Aur bachi hui zindagi

ki b WAATT laga di.. ;->

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Wt is ur name?
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Aray pagal tujay apna naam b nahi aata jo neechay dekhi jata ha
bewakoof …;->

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\(‘.’)/ Hands up
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Agar apni jan pyari hai tu,

Tu,

Tu,

KHUDA k liye Haath wapis neeche karo bht badbo aarahi hai..

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Incoming search sms:

U r very special to me.
I don’t want to lose a friend like u.
I Always pray that u should b safe.

So plz

B careful whenever u jump from
Tree To Tree;

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‘ALLAH’ TALA ka farman hai:-
“Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye…

1- Maut k bad jism me badboo paida kar di warna koi apne pyaron ko dafan na karta.
2- Museebat k bad ahle aza ko Sabar-o-Sukoon diya agar na deta to in ki zindagi kabhi khushgawar na hoti.
3- Gandum aur Jow me keeray paida kiye agar na karte to log ussy sonay chandi ki tarah zakheera kar lete (is k nateejay me log bhookay merr jate).”

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Kya tm gareeb ho?

YES or NO?

Agr ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo…

Aur agr ghareeb ho to yeh msg aagay bhejo…

KHUL K MAANGO yaar

Happy Bhikari day!

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Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge

hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge

koi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe

kasam se hum b uski
“HAN Me HAN” milaenge

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KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,

YoUn FOzOL sMs yA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,

JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,

InSaNi ChEezON Se “BANDAR” KhELa Nhi krte,,

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Incoming search sms:

U know U r an Active Internet Surfer When

1. Ur bookmarks take 15 min. to scroll frm top 2 bottom
2. U step out of Ur room & realize tht Ur parents hve moved & U dnt hve a clue whn it happend
3. All Ur frnds hve an @ in their name.
4. U chck Ur mail. It says “No New Msgs”, So U chck it agn
5. U wake up at 3am 2 go 2 bathroom & chck Ur e-mail on the way back to bed
6. The last girl you picked up was only a JPEG
=P =D

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rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))

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