Boy to tEaCheR:

MaM I LoVe u .

MAm:sTuPiD I M uR mOtHeR ,

BoY dAiLeD a nUmBeR 4rm mOb nD sAiD”DAD I hAvE dOnE uR wOrK,Now InCrEaSe mY pOcKeT mOnEy”

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Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?

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hOnT DiRty Mind…=P;->

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In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

Shopping

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Agr aAp kI shAdi LatE hO rAhi hY tO DaiLy EarLy MoRnInG utH kR ApNa PAJAMA DHo kR waLid sAHb k kMry k saMny sUkhaAny k liYe lAtka dAin …;->

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Kareena has small.!

Rakhi has big.!

Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!

Aishwaryarai has two small!

What’s dat?
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The letter ‘R’

but i like the way u thnk ;->

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Incoming search sms:

Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya main kood gaye FARAZ….

Uppar pohanch k Farishtey ne btaya k WO swimming champion thi…

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larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main doo dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon

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Kia kr rahe ho ager farig ho tu pas ao

thora or

or

or pas
a kr mujhy

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Hawa do Q k light nahi hy or bohat garmi hy..

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1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena
Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?

Murghi: q k murgha ne bola hai darling! 5 rupay k liye apna figure khrab mat kro
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Aap cartoon
Aap k bhai cartoon
Aap ki sister cartoon
Aap k abbu cartoon
Aap k bachay cartoon
Aap ki puri family cartoon
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Dekhte hain ya nahi?

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