Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa….!!!
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Teacher:
” jumon faqeer asaan je goth jo chango murs aahe”

translate into english…

Student: ” Friday Beggar is Good Husband of our Village”

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Ek larke ki shadi thi.
Larki walon ne pocha monda ki karda a.
Dasya lakri da kam.
Bad wich pata lagya monda maswak wechda si.

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TeAcHeR:Jo aNdEr aAnEy k lIyE sUb sE cHotA sEntEncE boLeY gA,uSsEy gIfT MiLey gA.
EnGliSh cHiLd: mAy I cUm iN?
UrdU cHiLd:MaIn aNdR A skTa hUn?
PuNjAbI
wArAaAn

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Holywod in punjabi version:
Jarrasic park:Dainasour gujjar da
Mr bean:Gunga gujar
Spider man:jale wala gujar
Super man:urne wala gujjar
Titanic:kashti gujjar di

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“Just don’t be unhappy my soul, sweet heart….
I shall have to leave this universe one day, sweet heart”

english version nahi samjhay. ok, ye lo original punjabi version:

“AAWAIEN russya na kar meri jaan sajna,

IK din chhad jana hay jahan sajna…”

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COME closer come come you cruel, i am going to die,

samjay?

Nahi,

Lo translation,

Nairray aa aa aa Zaalma way, main marr gayee aaan aah aah….

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0nce dere was a pukha kutta.

He was very pukha.

He phiring loor loor.

He dekhya the sh0p of chacha kareem.

He chuking one boti from dere, and nas gya.

Jab he guzra from naalay alay pul to.

He saw aik hor kutta.

He became very shoda.

His soch was very kutiyan aali.

He phonkia on him & His apni v boti dig gayee.

MORAL:
jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal v kutay aali hondi ay
.-””’-.
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Fees maafi di darkhwast:

To
Da principal,
High school
X.Y.Z.

Sir,
Gal eh ha k mere abby ny menu fees 500RS. Diti c.100 ta dostan ny film ty lawa dita,150dy samosy ty bottlan p liyan.5o da AZRA nu load krwa dita.Baki 200 englsh wali madm ty shart har gya.dostan ne shart lai c k ohda sirf MATH waly sir nal chakar ay pr ohda te tohady naal v chakr nikal aya! main hun kangla ho gya wa ty ais lae fees maaf kiti javy

ain nwazish hove gi..

1 sharif std-;-)

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