SanTA 2 BaNta
YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?
SaNta : yAr mAI EngLIsH sEKHnE JA rAha HN.
BANta:v0 ku?
SanTa:v0 muJhE KAVe(cRoW)Se coMpLx HOGya HAi.
BaNta: CRow Se ku yAR?
SanTa:B’Cz cRoW B eNgLISh bLta HAi.
BnTa:it’s iMpOSBlE.
SanTa:YAR DKh siPmlE CRow blTA HeNA
COW coW C0W
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S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:
S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?
B@NT@ :vo kU?
S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.
B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?
S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->
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S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He?
B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR.
S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->
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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “
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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he…
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SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?
BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA …;->
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Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.
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After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
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Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
Santa:Pilot
Tcher:Q
S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)
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