Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha

Scratch kr ky anser prh lein… :-O;-)

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Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe: Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

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Sardar’s daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga.

Next day wo larki bhag gyi.

Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya…par thi wo najoomi

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Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap america sa wapis aya,us na poucha teri mah kahan ha, sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,sardar bola,

Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->

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Ek Sardar Ki Dead Body MiLi
Police Ne Jab us K Frnd Se Pocha Ye Kesay Hua?
To Us Ne Jawab dia:JANAB Sardar G Ne Ek Haseen Larki Ko Kaha K Main Apna Dil Tumhain Dena Chahta Hon
Magr Badqismati se Wo Dracula Thi Us Ne Waqi Dil Nikal Lia”

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Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
“Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon”
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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tu sunday te awain ga

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Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

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