“Itna chota nahin Rishta humara,

“Kaisay soch lia k aa gaya kinara,

“Lo ho gai ap k Mobile mein Roshni,

“Dekho aa gaya phir SMS hamara..>

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? INTIZAR HAi?
Na Raat ka,
Na Din ka,
Na Subha ka,
Na Shaam ka,
Na kisi aur ka
Agar
?INTIZAR HAI?
Hay to bus aap k piyaar bhare
sms ka.

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Incoming search sms:

Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ IFE
ends wen U stop dreaming

Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ OVE
ends wen U stop believing

Ξ_Ξ
Ξ Ξ ope
ends wen U stop hearing &…

Ξ
Ξ
MIS U WHEN U STOP MESSAGING

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Chal ren de ren de chal ren den

Mere mobile da outbox khali ren de

Aik changa msg je aaya

mene tenu v bhijwaya

mere mobile da inbox bhar de

msg send krde

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Meri Ankhein hain sawali koi Message bheijo..
Ho Haqeeqi ya khyali koi Message bheijo,

Teray Message se Mobile chaMak uthta hai Mera..
Kab ki screen hai khali koi Message bheijo,

Chain Milta nahi ab aap k Message k baghair..
Tu ne aadat jo bana li koi Message bheijo.

Motiay jaisay chaMbeli se gulabon se Message..
SMs baagh k Maali koi Message bheijo,

Teray Message k bina kuch nahi parhna huM ne..
Mera inbox hai khali koi Message bhejho . . . ;->

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Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
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A: Ghairat wo cheez hai jo agar ap ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi bhi khali na rahey… =P ;->

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Logic

human = eat+work+sleep+sms

khota = eat+work+sleep

hence

human = khota+sms

or

human-sms = khota

proved that
human without sending sms is khota:-)

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Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
K0i b SmS nhi karta,
“mem0n”Ho gae kya sare..

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